“Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder”
“Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and the beholder.”
“Dean Holder? Messy brown hair? Smoldering blue eyes? A temper straight out of Fight Club?”
“So, Noah smoked pot. I drank beer. We made a beautiful couple.”
“The holder of amonopoly is a sinner and offender”
“No, it's not gun-holder, it's Gunhilda.”