“If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl”
“...the man of my dreams is a girl.”
“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with her—for between six to eight hours.”
“I realise it’s going to happen. This girl of my dreams, this girl who is more like me than anyone I’ve ever met, wants to kiss me.”
“I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare.”
“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”