“The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later”
“Maybe it takes five years for wishes to come true, I thought. The same way the best time to start something was five years ago”
“At my ten-year high school reunion, I was voted best looking. Of course, there were two people in my high school, and while I wasn’t the best looking, my brother was two years younger and therefore not in my graduating class.”
“Five years later I still wake up screaming for him to run”
“the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.”
“As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her daughter, she is perfectly satisfied”