“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree”

“You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.”

“Go and don't come back, you can take the catmint. I have no quarrel with ThunderClan; I don't want to see cats suffer, whatever you might think. Just be careful you don't end up like a bully like your kin, Tigerstar.”

“There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.”

“I mean, they're only the best punk band out there right now, named for the fucking apathy of a xenophobic fucking nation oblivious to the fucking terror its leaders wreak on the rest of the world because they're too busy worrying if their cat might be stuck up a tree or something.”

“Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather”