“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
“Dollars add up, collecting friends on Facebook... not so much. Do I know you?”
“I confess... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook but it's an editing sickness.”
“Everyone has a right to be a little happy, asshole.”
“Since everyone can't be happy anyway, whoever can be happy right now, should. You have to be happy today, right now, no matter what. Someone said there can't be a heaven if there's a hell. Supposedly it's impossible to be in heaven if you know suffering exists somewhere. Nonsense. True enjoyment of life can only be felt if you've known suffering.”