“Kids don't come with instructions. We all mess up. Raising a child is pure impromptu.”

“Babies don't come with instruction booklets. You'd learn the same way we all do -- you'd read up on dinosaurs, you'd Google backhoes and skidders. And you don't need a penis to go buy a baseball glove.”

“This is the culture your raising your kids in, don't be suprised when it blows up in your face.”

“Everyone is messed up in their own way. The funny part is we all don't want anyone else to know, so we work so hard to hide it.”

“Education - The bringing up, as of a child; instruction; formation of manners. Education comprehends all that instruction and discipline which is intended to enlighten the understanding, correct the temper, and form the manners and habits of youth, and fit them for usefulness in their future stations." (1828 Edition of Noah Webster)”

“...being a good girl is more about what you believe on the inside that how you behave on the outside. That means whether you've messed up big or you've messed up little, we all mess up.”