“Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.”
“And that's the soulful thing about playing: you offer something to somebody. You don't know if they'll like it, but you offer it.”
“Pray when you feel like praying," somebody has said. "Pray when you don't feel like praying. Pray until you do feel like praying.”
“Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.”
“Please! Don't all leave. Somebody has to do it, don't you see? Somebody has to save the world...”
“What a strange expression said the herbalist who would compare themselves to chopped liver in the first place? If you have to to choose an organ why not pick a gallbladder or a thymus gland instead? Much more interesting than a liver. Or what about chopped t-”