“If you put your hand in my pocket, you’ll drag back six inches of bloody stump.”

“I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back to the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the left. You can just kiss my big ass.”

“Would you like to tie my hands and drag me out like your prisoner? You’ll look like the hero, and I might get a cheap thrill. - Kip to Abbey -”

“And every day, the world will drag you by the hand, yelling "This is important! And this is important! And this is important! You need to worry about this! And this! And this!"And each day, it's up to you, to yank your hand back, put it on your heart and say "No. This is what's important.”

“... "As you wish.""But I'd like to remain your friend."He put his hands in his pockets. "Always.”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”