“Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?”

“Chemical warfare is the only way to describe what happens when cheap perfume, body splash, body spray, underarm deodorant, curl activator, hair spray, and pissy Pampers collide.”

“The sad irony here is that the FDA, which does not regulate fluoride in drinking water, does regulate toothpaste and on the back of a tube of fluoridated toothpaste … it must state that “if your child swallows more than the recommended amount, contact a poison control center.”The amount that they’re talking about, the recommended amount, which is a pea-sized amount, is equivalent to one glass of water.The FDA is not putting a label on the tap saying don’t drink more than one glass of water. If you do, contact a poison center…There is no question that fluoride — not an excessive amount — can cause serious harm.”

“― Why does toothpaste give me headache?”

“A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.”

“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”