“The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
“The universe evolved from something and nothing, and has most of these elemental dualpair until now.”