“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
“The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
“The universe evolved from something and nothing, and has most of these elemental dualpair until now.”