“Havin' a gun around's an invitation to somebody to shoot you.”
“Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. ”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”
“Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!”
“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!”
“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.”