“My name is whaddya care My home is anywherePeople say I'm awful dumbSo I thought to you I'd come”

“Any place I hang my head is home.”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:”

“This being the final say, tomorrow is thought about.The what of tomorrow, the who? The maybe, the if.Should it never come, none, no one but those left would know, know it so.”

“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.”

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”