“Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ”
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.”
“Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.”
“Issues are like assholes, we've all got one," Pam snipped.”