“Holy cow!”

“We all know the moon isn't made out of blue cheese...but if it was made out of bbq spare ribs would you eat it?”

“All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?”

“It's a city where everbody mutinies but no one deserts.”

“A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.”

“The real artist with no tear in his eye and no sadness in his heart, puts the pages in the fire and does it again!""All art is a metaphor it's by telling you one thing when your mean something else.The Old Man in the Sea is not about fishing!""Writing a book is like torture that you don't know, but after it’s done and there it is. It's a joy like unlike anything else, I think it's the closest that a man can come to knowing what is feels like to have a baby.”

“San Jose is made up of the finest citizens of any city in the entire United States- peace loving, quiet, cultured people. ... God-fearing, law-observing, good citizens have been watching these murders increasing and have watched crime increase in this country and from the time this splendid young fellow [Brooke Hart] was murdered this vigilance committee had in mind carrying out what in their minds was real justice...”