“Tao of Pratchett. I live by it.”
“I know it's not thematically in tune with my new job and all, but I find it effective. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day," I say. "But set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. I live by it.”
“I don't live by the fuckin Dow Jones anymore. I live by the Tao, Jones.”
“The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao.”
“Lesson learned: Never take Melatonin and then read Terry Pratchett. It causes really weird dreams”
“When the highest type of men hear Tao,They diligently practice it.When the average type of men hear Tao,They half believe in it.When the lowest type of men hear Tao,They laugh heartily at it.Without the laugh, there is no Tao”