“Yeah, um. I’m a wizard. I meddle. It’s what we do.”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.”
“I suggest it’s time we head off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Jesus We Are All So Fucked.”
“I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.”
“I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.”
“The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had that one mostly right.I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, "Fuck subtle.”