“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”

“If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.”

“Gus and I talk about girls a lot, but we can't figure them out. They are so confusing. Like, if you look at them, they get mad. And if you don't look at them, they get mad. And if you're nice to them, they think you like them. And if you're mean to them, they think you like them. And if you do like them, they think you hate them.”

“Some of them were confused and angry, but given the same circumstances, I was convinced that I would have turned out just like them. It was the difference in where we were born, and to whom, that separated us---not the difference of who we were.”

“Men. You can't live with them, you can't shoot them.”

“You can't love someone if you don't really know them. And if you can't love them at their darkest moments...you just can't love them, period”