“You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!”
“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”
“You don’t have to visit an asylum to see insanity. All you have to do is visit Washington DC.”
“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.”
“A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he come from? Probably Washington DC. ”
“You can't get decent Mexican food in DC.”