“Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that.”
“May I give you a piece of advise? ... Don't feel sorry for yourself, only arseholes do that.”
“I curled myself into a ball and cried quietly, doing that thing that only young people can do, namely, feeling sorry for myself. Once you're past thirty you lose that ability; instead of feeling sorry for yourself you turn bitter.”
“Feeling sorry for yourself is better than being sorry”
“Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.”
“Feeling sorry for yourself is a universal solvent of salvation.”