“If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.”

“Sumire frowned and sighed. “If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.”

“I hope that someday they invent a car that runs on inappropriate thoughts”

“I nearly ran him over after he ran out in front of my car. So I slammed on the brakes, rolled down my window, and said, “Do you realize I could have killed you?” “It was stupid of me to run out in front of you,” he said. “Yeah, it was,” I replied. “But I’m not talking about now. Last Tuesday I could have killed you. Had you in the scope of my rifle, but I let you live. Now THAT was stupid.”

“Man, he wasn't going to need a stress test anytime soon. If his heart could get through a kiss from her, he could probably run a marathon.While dragging a car behind him.Sideways to the road.”

“It's great to act stupid in front of people, just to go how far would they go.”