“It was spring break, so the theater was always packed with high schools students. It was an animal house. I wanted to burn the place down.”
“School is like theater. Teachers are like directors, students are like actors, and classes are like theatrical presentations.”
“The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning House, and I just have to ask: Why did that kid want to burn down the house?”
“Warthogpox High School was the worst school in the city of Wyvernwing, and Harry Hames Moffer was its most infamous student.”
“People didn't make life, so they can't destroy it. Even if we were to wipe out every bit of life in the world, we can't touch the place life comes from. Whatever made the plants and animals and people spring up in the first place will always be there, and life will spring up again.”
“And in high school, people are always watching so there's always a reason to pose.”