“Look, I can't go out with you, because...because...because I'm a lesbian.”
“Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.”
“Still, these days when I daydream about the movie, I don't think about the big picture. It's more fun for me to think of little things that would add to the movie. I like to think the powers that be would let me amuse myself with some small things in order to shut me up while they re-write the screenplay to turn Kvothe into a lesbian, shape-changing unicorn.”
“You’ve seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.”
“It wasn't so much all the sex that robbed me of my moral bearings, but all the narcotics. I must say, there's something about opium that goes very well with lesbianism.”