“Boy, you ain't a poet ... just a drunk with a pen.”

“Seems like every time I give my heart It's a couple of good years And then the bullshit starts”

“Give a poet a pen”

“Every time that boy smiles, somewhere a puppy died.”

“I like people, kind of. I even like boys, mostly. But I was beginning to feel like that stewardess who smiles at you when you get off the plane. Behind the smile you know she really wishes she could trip someone.”

“I'm probably half in love with a boy I don't really like.”

“Up is down. Down is up.” “And that means … ?” “I’m probably half in love with a boy I don’t really like.”