“I hate when I look in my closet and find clothes instead of Narnia.”
“I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.”
“I’m a closet sociopath. You can tell by all the skeletons I have hanging up next to my clothes. ”
“If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.”
“But so far he's stayed so deep in the closet, they're going to crown him king of Narnia.”
“There’s no room in my life for a woman. I mean I live in a closet, and I suppose I could squish my clothes over and she could squeeze in, but where is she supposed to put her clothes? And her shoes, what about her shoes?”