“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”

“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”

“Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.”

“Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.”

“Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.”

“She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen."... "We believed you. Because that's what friends do."pg267 October to Vlad”

“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”