“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”

“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”

“She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen."... "We believed you. Because that's what friends do."pg267 October to Vlad”

“According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".”

“Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.”

“Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.”

“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”