“I drive well!Says who your mom?No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.”

“Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.”

“Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.”

“When will it begin, anyway?" Sirus held his gaze for a moment, his eyes full of concern- a concern that Joss didn't understand. "Probably sooner than you're ready for." "When's that?" "Well." Sirus sighed, as if doing the math in his head."It'll take us about three minutes to gather this stuff and get to the cabin, and another two or three for Abraham to realize you're here. So I'd say you have about seven more minutes of freedom left.”

“Morning, sunshine."Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid.""Pardon me?""Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?”

“To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.”

“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?”