“I wuff aunt Newwy's chippen!”

“Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.”

“Do you believe i am the Pravus?”

“It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.”

“this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod”

“I drive well!Says who your mom?No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.”

“A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.”