“If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.”
“On My Eighth-Grade Graduation Ceremony “They’re celebrating you graduating from eighth grade? We just went to your sixth-grade graduation two goddamned years ago! Jesus Christ, why don’t they just throw a fucking party every time you properly wipe your ass?”
“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”
“Life with most teenagers was like having a low-grade bladder infection. It hurts, but you had to tough it out.”
“I would never be popular. I didn't want to be; I liked being shy. I'd never be the smartest or the hottest or the happiest. By eighth grade you start to figure out your limits.”
“When I was in sixth grade, I wanted to be tough and untouchable, but really I was squishy and sensitive.”