“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?”

“There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.”

“I drive well!Says who your mom?No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.”

“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.”

“I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.”

“Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.”

“Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.”