“I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.”

“If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.”

“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.”

“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?”

“Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.”

“Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.”

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.”