“Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.”
“The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.”
“The difference between school and life?In school,you're taught a lesson and then given a test.In life,you're given a test that teaches you a lesson”
“There is no alarm clock like embarassment.”
“Baby, high school's over. High school's never over..”
“He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.”