“Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.”

“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”

“Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.”

“Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.”

“Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.”

“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”

“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”