“Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.”

“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.”

“I drive well!Says who your mom?No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.”

“What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.”

“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”

“There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.”

“The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.”