“Thw world is full of monsters with friendly faces.”

“The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.”

“Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.”

“The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.”

“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.”

“Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.”

“Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.”