“Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.”
“My vampires don't sparkle...they EAT people...in more ways than one!" *eyebrow wiggle*”
“Why don't you sparkle?"-"Because I live in the real world, where vampires burst into flames.”
“And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.”
“Ariel contributed nothing to the speculation, instead crossing his arms one over the other. The action recalled his butterfly familiars from the skies, and they flocked to him with eager wing beats."Bats!" Moth flailed at the air. "Vampire bats!""Don't be ridiculous," Peaseblossom said with a sniff. "Vampire bats don't sparkle.”
“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”