“Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.”

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.”

“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”

“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”

“Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.”

“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”

“Morning, sunshine."Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid.""Pardon me?""Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?”