“I would never lie about shoes. I have morals.”

“Not only would I never want to belong to any club that would have me for a member--if elected I would wear street shoes onto the squash court and set fire to the ballroom curtains.”

“I never meant to hurt you, Isabel. Had I known what I would find when I came north, I would never have agreed to Leighton's request... That is a lie. Had I known that I would find you when I came north, I would have come years ago.”

“Oh, about beer I never lie,’ Crandall said. ‘A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”

“I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.”

“It would have been magical I was sure, if I hadn't caught my marshmallow on fire and dropped it on his shoe.”