“Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.”

“The only person who is going to buy that monstrosity with all it's marble and pillars is a Persian. Why did they add all those little rooms that lead to nowhere? It's just a total abortion.”

“Lord Teddie?" she said. "Will you stay for tea?""Rather!" said the carpet.”

“The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.”

“Jake's hair smelled like iced tea with honey in it, after all the ice has melted.”

“... had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.”

“He was unmistakably sipping iced tea with the hatters and the hares.”