“Lonely children probably wrote the Bible.”
“If you want to get a child to love you, then you should just go hide in the closet for three or for hours. They get down on their knees and pray for you to return. That child will turn you into God. Lonely children probably wrote the Bible.”
“Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.”
“...the Bible is probably the most genocidal book in the literary canon.”
“Mom told me, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don’t you think?” I told her, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone.”
“If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.”