“Friends can never be too early”
“One can never had too many librarian friends.”
“Never,” wrote Reginald to his most darling friend, “be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion.”
“Change almost never fails because it's too early. It almost always fails because it's too late.”
“Drink my friends. You can never drink too much alcohol when you have drunk too much sorrow.” - Peter Kotara.”
“Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch out for the fake ones.”