“Why is it that girls think boys will notice them if they’re loud anyway.”
“Why do boys kiss girls? Because they like them. Do girls kiss boys because they like them too? …Usually…”
“Optimism is the young boy who notices that a girl notices that he notices her.”
“I don't know why boys expect us to like boy movies. We don't expect them to like girl movies.”
“Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good.”
“The boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clod-pated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them anyway?”