“Like a toaster!”
“Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?”
“What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?”
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
“Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.”