“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
“Any girl can be glamorous. All she has to do is stand still and look stupid.”
“Any girl can look glamorous .... just stand there and look stupid”
“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”
“All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.”