“Life, my dear, is not about romance. The sooner you learn that, the less of a disappointment yours will prove to be.”

“My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God through the use of your cleavage?”

“Life delivers far less disappointment when your expectations are low.”

“I read that I profess, the Art of Love.Bianca: And may you prove, sir, master of your art!Lucentio: While you, sweet dear, prove mistress of my heart!”

“The Macintosh was sort of like this wonderful romance in your life that you once had — and that produced about 10 million children. In a way it will never be over in your life. You'll still smell that romance every morning when you get up. And when you open the window, the cool air will hit your face, and you'll smell that romance in the air. And you'll see your children around, and you feel good about it. And nothing will ever make you feel bad about it.”

“The sooner you start planning your life, the sooner you will live the life you dream of.”