“I am a clown...and I collect moments.”
“People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown.”
“i am so freaked out, you could pull a clown out of my ass and i wouldn't be at all surprised.”
“I am a collection of the family's body parts.”
“I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.”
“I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.”