“I don't trust Catholics," I said, "because they take advantage of you.""And Protestants?" he asked with a laugh."I loathe the way they fumble around with their consciences.""And atheists?" He was still laughing."They bore me because all they ever talk about is God.”

Heinrich Böll

Heinrich Böll - “I don't trust Catholics," I said...” 1

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