“How marvelous it is to do nothing and then relax from doing nothing.”
“Doing nothing when nothing is happening is no relaxation.”
“Relaxing in the sun was my cup of tea. I'm a champion relaxer and have won numerous prizes in do-nothing competitions. To maintain my competitive edge I need to keep in touch with the updates in relaxing techniques.”
“How weightlesswords are when nothing will do.”
“Video games are a waste of time for men with nothing else to do. Real brains don't do that. On occasion? Sure. As relaxation? Great. But not full time— And a lot of people are doing that. And while they're doing that, I'll go ahead and write another novel.”
“- So, what do you do? - Nothing. - What kind of nothing? - The nothing kind of nothing.”