“Dumbo! The ninth wonder of the univoise! The woild's only flyin' elephant! - Timothy Q. Mouse”

“Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.”

“A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.”

“He wondered whether it was his fault Roger had the perceptiveness of concrete.”

“No wonder there are so many people with eating disorders.It’s like this diet plan is being administered by the Gestapo.”

“It's wonderful to climb the liquid mountains of the sky. Behind me and before me is God and I have no fears”

“Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content”