“You'd know if you were [a cat person]. It's like being a Christian or a Muslim. You just KNOW when you are one.”
“When you're soulmates, it hits you like lightning, and you know that's the one person in the world you were meant to be with. You don't think you're soulmates; you just know it's your destiny whether you like it or not.”
“I wouldn't want to be a Russian leader. You'd never know when you were being taped.”
“Being in love, you know... it's not like having a canary, in a cage. When you lose one sweetheart, you can't just go out and get another to replace her.”
“You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe....”
“Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does!”