“On the day of the party I walked down to Covent Garden at lunchtime to buy a dress, and on my way to Boules I thought I would just stop off for a moment at Books etc.”
“It's against my principles to buy a book I haven't read, it's like buying a dress you haven't tried on.”
“I was twelve years of age when I chopped off my hair, dressed as a boy, and set off to save my family from impending ruin. I made it almost to the end of my front garden.”
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”
“How am I to dress up in my finery, and go off and away to smart parties, after the sorrow I have seen today?”
“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure would be easier if this monkey dressed like a cowboy would get off my back.”